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Zeroboy
Joined: Feb 20, 2001


i remember seeing this some time ago and it was hilarious, so i thought it would fun to do some more. alright, now to get this thread rolling here is what i came up with.





(if this is still not worksafe inform me and i will kill myself for not being able to do anything right. and i will take down the image.)

:edit: thx kth.cx

Zeroboy fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2003 around 06:24

Sep 24, 2003: 06:20
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Treytor
Joined: Feb 07, 2003


Do you like salmon, or trout?

That hotdog clashes horribly with her eye makeup

Sep 24, 2003: 06:32
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Zeroboy
Joined: Feb 20, 2001


thanks!

Sep 24, 2003: 06:47
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ford prefect
Joined: Mar 16, 2001


Just one sweet, sweet cigarette. Give in, you pussy.

this can only be a good thing

best redo ever

Sep 24, 2003: 06:55
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Hualon
Joined: Aug 28, 2002


FYAD HNIC

That's awesome!

Sep 24, 2003: 06:59
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phatcow
Joined: Dec 20, 2002


yummy dog

Sep 24, 2003: 07:00
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oneinchhard
Joined: Mar 13, 2003



bump. This is too funny. I missed the first one.

Sep 24, 2003: 11:27
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clover
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


I wish I still had my photoshop from last time. Oh well.



Original image - Not safe for work/school/bar mitzvah

Sep 24, 2003: 13:37
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Alaska
Joined: Sep 03, 2002



quote:
clover came out of the closet to say:
I wish I still had my photoshop from last time. Oh well.



Original image - Not safe for work/school/bar mitzvah



The latter's great, but the before pic is severely disturbing.

Sep 24, 2003: 13:45
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dr_eclip5e
Joined: Mar 11, 2003


The guy on the left has terrible posture. I mean, sure he can do porn now, but 10, 15 years down the line, he's gonna need to see an osteopath and then his days of getting payed for shagging hot women are over.

Sep 24, 2003: 13:49
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machinegirl
Joined: Apr 16, 2002


I'm yiffy for skunkies!

quote:
clover came out of the closet to say:
I wish I still had my photoshop from last time. Oh well.

http://students.washington.edu/risnsun/ws.jpg

Original image - Not safe for work/school/bar mitzvah


The girl has a funny left shoulder. Please don't fix it, as it adds to the humour of the image.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:00
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clover
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


quote:
machinegirl came out of the closet to say:


The girl has a funny left shoulder. Please don't fix it, as it adds to the humour of the image.


ur jus jealous

Sep 24, 2003: 14:08
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Eunabomber
Joined: Dec 30, 2002


quote:
clover came out of the closet to say:


ur jus jealous


Sup UW buddy.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:09
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Kaiju
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


Horror Movie Fiend

quote:
Zeroboy came out of the closet to say:
There's a disturbing lack of Hawaiian Punch in this pic.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:15
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clover
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


quote:
Eunabomber came out of the closet to say:


Sup UW buddy.


oh hay

Sep 24, 2003: 14:18
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Jagermeister
Joined: Jul 06, 2002


Cannnooonnnnnnnballllllllllll!!!!!!!

Jagermeister fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2003 around 14:53

Sep 24, 2003: 14:22
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DonMagicJuan
Joined: Jun 16, 2001


Both of those images are great, I'd make one but I've retired from Photoshop cuz I suck at it.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:25
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Shaocaholica
Joined: Oct 28, 2002

V 2.0

Yeah, you forget your [NWS] tags.

Shaocaholica fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2003 around 15:14

Sep 24, 2003: 14:26
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Pr0k
Joined: Jan 16, 2001


FYAD Has not leaked into GBS.

quote:
Shaocaholica came out of the closet to say:
Yeah, your forget your [NWS] tags.

hurrrrrrrr

Sep 24, 2003: 14:27
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Alex DeLarge
Joined: Jul 25, 2002

Panopticon

Lets make "HAY U Dont have NWS tagz!!" a bannable offense.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:29
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Bob_Socko
Joined: Feb 20, 2001

Forum Veteran

quote:
Shaocaholica came out of the closet to say:
Yeah, your forget your [NWS] tags.

Yeah, you forget your reading comprehension.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:32
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Confused_Pete
Joined: Jul 01, 2003



quote:
Alex DeLarge came out of the closet to say:
Lets make "HAY U Dont have NWS tagz!!" a bannable offense.


obligatory Let's make 'Let's make "X" a bannable offense' a bannable offense.

Hot PS thread idea.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:33
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KaosFactor
Joined: Dec 10, 2000


Raah raah raah, I'm in the mafia, I'm gonna go get BETTY! ::Door slams::

quote:
Alex DeLarge came out of the closet to say:
Lets make "HAY U Dont have NWS tagz!!" a bannable offense.
Voice your opinion here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&threadid=710895

Sep 24, 2003: 14:36
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Blue's Clues
Joined: Jun 14, 2001


I think I just got fired for this.

Blue's Clues decided to show you this image:

Sep 24, 2003: 14:38
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Madidus
Joined: Aug 19, 2003

A wise man never plays leap-frog with a unicorn

quote:
KaosFactor came out of the closet to say:
Voice your opinion here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&threadid=710895



Done and done. Great idea Kaos!

__________________
I'm not an alcoholic. They go to meetings.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:52
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FrozenEntree
Joined: Jun 11, 2001


quote:
Blue's Clues came out of the closet to say:
I think I just got fired for this.




damn semen.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:54
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John Fütbol
Joined: May 18, 2003


FUCKING GOOOOOOOAL IN PHRAGMATICS FYAD CONTEST

quote:
FrozenEntree came out of the closet to say:


damn semen.


I can't count how many times I've said that.

Sep 24, 2003: 14:57
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

Here's a quicky:



Original:
NWS NWS NWS http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/nws.jpg NWS NWS NWS

Sep 24, 2003: 15:24
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Sulfuric Acid
Joined: Jun 30, 2003

Dressed in classy gasoline.

^^^^^^

Oh, my fucking EYES!
Awesome.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:25
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Bob_Socko
Joined: Feb 20, 2001

Forum Veteran

quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Here's a quicky:

[img wsfix.jpg]

He's got a real purdy mouth. Nicely done!

Sep 24, 2003: 15:26
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Blue's Clues
Joined: Jun 14, 2001


The sad thing is, his belly button is as big as her vagina.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:26
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Strudel Man
Joined: May 19, 2003

King of All Pastries

quote:
Confused_Pete came out of the closet to say:


obligatory Let's make 'Let's make "X" a bannable offense' a bannable offense.


God. Can we just make "let's make 'let's make "X" a bannable offense' a bannable offense" a bannable offense already?

Sep 24, 2003: 15:28
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MakaVillian
Joined: Aug 15, 2003


quote:
clover came out of the closet to say:
I wish I still had my photoshop from last time. Oh well.

http://students.washington.edu/risnsun/ws.jpg

Original image - Not safe for work/school/bar mitzvah


The original image is so much more disturbing. Why is the guy in front doing the splits?

Sep 24, 2003: 15:30
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Kobalt
Joined: Mar 18, 2003



My favorite last time was the Stuffed Turkey.

I hope this makes front page.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:34
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Holyboot
Joined: Aug 22, 2003

gonna wake up monday mornin' in my sunday suit

simply awesome. The last one will be hard to beat tho.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:36
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TracerBullet
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


fortunatly, my last thought turned out the lights when it left.

quote:
MakaVillian came out of the closet to say:


The original image is so much more disturbing. Why is the guy in front doing the splits?


Don't you know that doing the splits gets you allll the girls?

Sep 24, 2003: 15:37
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MakaVillian
Joined: Aug 15, 2003


quote:
TracerBullet came out of the closet to say:


Don't you know that doing the splits gets you allll the girls?


Advice is noted and apprciated.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:37
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spacemountain
Joined: Apr 09, 2003



i really want to participate in this thread but i can't find any porn...anybody know where i can get some?

edit: oh, look...i found some!

spacemountain decided to show you this image:

Sep 24, 2003: 15:38
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clover
Joined: Oct 03, 2001


quote:
MakaVillian came out of the closet to say:


The original image is so much more disturbing. Why is the guy in front doing the splits?


He's trying to impress the girl of course.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:38
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ryanbruce
Joined: May 01, 2002


quote:
MakaVillian came out of the closet to say:


The original image is so much more disturbing. Why is the guy in front doing the splits?
I'm more concerned about sitting on the twins. Also, what the hell is wrong with her shoulder?

Darn, guess this means I'll have to look at porn so I can make some WS ones. Such is life I guess.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:39
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Here's a quicky:

http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix.jpg

Original:
NWS NWS NWS http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/nws.jpg NWS NWS NWS


That is STILL NWS!

Sep 24, 2003: 15:58
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Pastaguy
Joined: Apr 03, 2003


I see wonderful things for this thread, i absolutely loved the first two. I will work on getting photoshop so I can contribute.

Sep 24, 2003: 15:59
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TracerBullet
Joined: Apr 25, 2003


fortunatly, my last thought turned out the lights when it left.



Curiousity killed the porno star...

Original here: http://www.hi-res-porn.com/galleries/teen1/les037.jpg

Sep 24, 2003: 16:00
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DannyManic
Joined: Jul 15, 2001


Bully

Hey, this is my thread! Awesome!

Sep 24, 2003: 16:02
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Dianasaur
Joined: Dec 21, 2002

I KILL THREADS

quote:
DannyManic came out of the closet to say:
Hey, this is my thread! Awesome!

After seeing this thread I found the first one and was like "wow, Danny Manic created the first one?!" I've felt like you are my e-friend ever since the Tarzan Boy thing started, so I was all happy to see that you'd created something of an SA legacy... or something.
Anyway, good job. And I am awaiting the magic of this thread.

Sep 24, 2003: 16:15
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

ahh, I'll just add my last one...

Sep 24, 2003: 16:46
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Farmer
Joined: Oct 22, 2002


Back from the grave.



3 minute photoshop--

Sep 24, 2003: 16:53
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Dmitri
Joined: Jul 30, 2003

HAY GUYS, GIVE ME MUSIC.

ALSO, THE WAY YOU DO THINGS SUCKS.

ALSO, I LICK MY GRANDMA'S HEMMROIDAL ANUS FOR POCKET CHANGE.

p.s. - I FUCKING SUCK.

quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
ahh, I'll just add my last one...

You win

original plz?

Sep 24, 2003: 16:58
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Aominux
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


IZ GONE RAIN

These are great

Sep 24, 2003: 16:59
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berzerkmonkey
Joined: Jul 23, 2003


Here's mine:


and the original:
NWS!NWS!NWS! http://www.daemonhost.com/phriday/bubblegum_mod_original.jpg NWS!NWS!NWS!

Sep 24, 2003: 17:12
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Switchback
Joined: Jul 22, 2001



Man, I remember the original thread. That was like my favorite photoshop thread of all time.

Sep 24, 2003: 17:13
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER



Original:
NWS NWS NWShttp://www.omgwtflol.com/images/nws2.jpgNWS NWS NWS

Sep 24, 2003: 17:34
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Bowie
Joined: Oct 12, 2002

Copyright © 1974 Mom & Dad, Inc.

quote:
Blue's Clues came out of the closet to say:
I think I just got fired for this.



Definitely mayonaiise.

Sep 24, 2003: 17:43
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beames
Joined: Nov 28, 2001


i live cement.

^^^^^
agreed. as was noted in the condiments thread: mayo + hot dogs = victory.


quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix2.jpg


oh my. you deserve a gold star.

Sep 24, 2003: 17:46
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Jagermeister
Joined: Jul 06, 2002


blah. didnt turn out that well. Too much resizing.



original: NWShttp://www.kth.cx/up/a/alvina_stoc062.jpg

Sep 24, 2003: 18:20
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Creative Bicycle
Joined: Apr 18, 2001


I have a hole!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^- another horrendously disturbing original image

Sep 24, 2003: 18:31
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Jagermeister
Joined: Jul 06, 2002


bump for mass faggotry.

Sep 24, 2003: 18:53
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netwerk23
Joined: Aug 22, 2000

I spelled "network" wrong.

Poster to thread>>Keepalive

Just want to register my amazement at some of the skill demonstrated in this thread.

Sep 24, 2003: 19:46
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Don Lapre
Joined: Mar 28, 2001

`-,,-``-.H4cK3D Bv C|-|1N3S3`-,,-``-,



the one i made for old thread

Sep 24, 2003: 20:04
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Mr Gentleman
Joined: Apr 29, 2003

the Educated Villain of London

quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:


the one i made for old thread


i feel terrible for that poor asian man


what a shitty retirement

Sep 24, 2003: 20:08
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Oxilite
Joined: Apr 24, 2003


quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:


the one i made for old thread


HAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny as hell.

Sep 24, 2003: 20:16
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Radio
Joined: Jul 25, 2003


totally awesome asian

Oh man...

Sep 24, 2003: 20:28
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Sydialobj
Joined: Aug 18, 2003

The messiah especially likes baguettes.

quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:
EYE POISON!!


That is just plain disturbing.

Sep 24, 2003: 20:41
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kewlpc
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:


the one i made for old thread


Voted 5 just so more people would have that image permanently burned into their retinas.

Sep 24, 2003: 20:47
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KublaKhan
Joined: May 18, 2003


XANADU!

quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:
SICK AND WRONG


The mere fact you had to look at the original long enough to photoshop it makes you a very gay man.

Sep 24, 2003: 20:48
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Chem
Joined: Apr 30, 2003


quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:


the one i made for old thread


Thankyou for exposing me to a fetish worse than jap-scat

Sep 24, 2003: 20:49
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albinorodent
Joined: Apr 24, 2003


What am I, a doctor?

quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Original:
NWS NWS NWShttp://www.omgwtflol.com/images/nws2.jpgNWS NWS NWS

In the original, it looks like the bottle of lube is flying out of his cock.

Sep 24, 2003: 20:53
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neato burrito
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


i brought chex mix

I saw that pic and then I was all

Sep 24, 2003: 20:56
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Wacky Iraqi
Joined: Dec 24, 2002


quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:


the one i made for old thread



ORIGINAL PLZ

Sep 24, 2003: 21:00
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maus
Joined: Jul 24, 2003


I wanna be a macho man

quote:
Jagermeister came out of the closet to say:
original: NWShttp://www.kth.cx/up/a/alvina_stoc062.jpg

quote:
Creative Bicycle came out of the closet to say:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^- another horrendously disturbing original image


OH NO LOOK OUT SHE HAS TITS RUN AWAY

Sep 24, 2003: 21:08
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Shaocaholica
Joined: Oct 28, 2002

V 2.0

stop quoting fireman.jpg dammit.

Eyes. Goggles. Nothing.

Sep 24, 2003: 21:13
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Blue's Clues
Joined: Jun 14, 2001


This is still probably *NWS* so be forewarned. Also, sorry for the shitty image--I squeezed this out in record time and had to cut and paste many times.

http://www.kth.cx/up/p/Pastry.JPG

Sep 24, 2003: 21:59
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Kobalt
Joined: Mar 18, 2003



quote:
Blue's Clues came out of the closet to say:
This is still probably *NWS* so be forewarned. Also, sorry for the shitty image--I squeezed this out in record time and had to cut and paste many times.

http://www.kth.cx/up/p/Pastry.JPG


I didn't get your puns until I saw the image.

Sep 24, 2003: 22:01
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ryanbruce
Joined: May 01, 2002




-=Original=-
NWS NWSNWS NWSNWS NWS

Sep 24, 2003: 22:03
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Wraith
Joined: May 22, 2001

There had to be a second wizard. And by definition, there had to be a conspiracy.

quote:
maus came out of the closet to say:
OH NO LOOK OUT SHE HAS TITS RUN AWAY


I think he means the original picture of the cheerleaders. The cheerleader in the original had no arms.

Sep 24, 2003: 22:08
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Zeroboy
Joined: Feb 20, 2001


quote:
DannyManic came out of the closet to say:
Hey, this is my thread! Awesome!


thx for the idea man, its pricless..

Sep 24, 2003: 22:09
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Humidifier_Man
Joined: Sep 22, 2003

Paragon Of Virtue

quote:
Don Lapre came out of the closet to say:


the one i made for old thread


what made you decide to type in "old man gets BJ from old man while making out with old asian man" on google?


also I second the request for that original pic...

Sep 24, 2003: 22:11
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Precious Roy
Joined: Jul 01, 2002



quote:
Humidifier_Man came out of the closet to say:


what made you decide to type in "old man gets BJ from old man while making out with old asian man" on google?


also I second the request for that original pic...
It's the old www.comp-u-geek.net image that popped up a million times. I'm afraid it's gone now. That's almost as classic as our famous goatse or tubgirl.

Sep 24, 2003: 22:18
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Sputnik
Joined: Jul 20, 2003

Aha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?

quote:
Wacky Iraqi came out of the closet to say:



ORIGINAL PLZ



No.

Sep 24, 2003: 22:19
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Lazy like a Fox
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

I'm not funny, I apolgize in advance

quote:
albinorodent came out of the closet to say:

In the original, it looks like the bottle of lube is flying out of his cock.


quoted for truth

Great thread everyone

Sep 24, 2003: 22:22
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Bisifiniti
Joined: Jun 26, 2003

I don't want the world, I just want to wear a hat.

quote:
Precious Roy came out of the closet to say:
It's the old http://www.comp-u-geek.net/ image that popped up a million times. I'm afraid it's gone now. That's almost as classic as our famous goatse or tubgirl.


I thought Lemonparty.org had the old man orgy pictured above, and Comp-u-geek had a different blowjob scene.

This thread is fucking hilarious; I voted accordingly.

Sep 24, 2003: 22:26
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essaywhutman
Joined: Dec 13, 2002


YAOUCH!

Sep 24, 2003: 23:10
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Hop Pocket
Joined: Sep 22, 2003


quote:
essaywhutman came out of the closet to say:


excellent.

Sep 24, 2003: 23:15
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Zeroboy
Joined: Feb 20, 2001


i am loling hardcore

Sep 24, 2003: 23:15
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Stepping_Razor
Joined: Aug 02, 2002


This is one of the first PShop Phriday's I ever entered. The nostalgia is just soul-crushing....

Sep 24, 2003: 23:21
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DuffMayhem
Joined: May 14, 2003

GAMECUBE SUX

i hereby challenge the unholy act of making tubgirl worksafe.

Sep 24, 2003: 23:33
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Chairman Wang
Joined: Jul 15, 2000


It's like a photoshop thread and a funny porno thread rolled into one.

Hairy chested man wins so far *shudders*. God some of these are nasty though, great job.

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caiman
Joined: Aug 18, 2003


"The ideas dictate everything, you have to be true to that or you're dead."

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uberdude
Joined: Apr 23, 2003

i like it when you slip me a roofie

I don't have the SkillZ to put a hand on this but it would have obscured the can anyway

Sep 25, 2003: 00:30
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toby
Joined: Dec 04, 2002


attention defecit poster child

so i'm in my kitchen about to make a hot dog, and this crazy bitch comes sprinting in out of nowhere and chomps down on the thing.

good thing i got a picture to prove it.
i know, i'm lame.



(original can be posted if requested)

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Sep 25, 2003: 00:35
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mynie
Joined: Sep 16, 2002


If the Cubs don't get to the playoffs I will kill you all.

quote:
DuffMayhem came out of the closet to say:
i hereby challenge the unholy act of making tubgirl worksafe.


Sep 25, 2003: 00:37
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Lazy like a Fox
Joined: Jul 08, 2003

I'm not funny, I apolgize in advance

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
oh sweet jesus.

quote:
caiman came out of the closet to say:
http://www.kth.cx/up/w/worksafe.jpg


post rest of series plzkthx.

by the way, when did we get ?

Lazy like a Fox fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 00:41

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Kur0
Joined: Dec 13, 2002


You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

quote:
mynie came out of the closet to say:
tubfountain.jpg



Great work guys. I'm laughing like crazy over here.

Sep 25, 2003: 00:42
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DuffMayhem
Joined: May 14, 2003

GAMECUBE SUX

quote:
mynie came out of the closet to say:




LOL!!! that looks like the worst fun fountain ever. whats even more disturbing is the fact that you had to look at tubgirl long enough to make the pic.

Sep 25, 2003: 00:48
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Aominux
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


IZ GONE RAIN

quote:
mynie came out of the closet to say:

You sick, SICK FUCK!
God I love you.

Sep 25, 2003: 00:50
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Hotdog In A Hallway
Joined: Aug 01, 2000

I dispense wisdom by the gallon.

quote:
mynie came out of the closet to say:


http://mynie.com/tubfountain.jpg

I just spent several soul crushing hours studying for an exam, and this arrived at the perfect time. Nothing could be worse than a drink from that fountain. NOTHING.

Thanks for putting things in perspective

Sep 25, 2003: 00:51
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mroach
Joined: Sep 11, 2001

Opgelet



a big box...probably like rosanne's or something (like dan arnold said on the conan obrien show)

mroach fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 09:42

Sep 25, 2003: 01:12
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Kerro
Joined: Nov 02, 2002


Needs more dancefloor background but I didn't have time :\



And of course the original:

[NWS]NWS[NWS]

Sep 25, 2003: 01:18
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Nocheez
Joined: Sep 05, 2000


Don't preach to me, fatso!

quote:
mroach came out of the closet to say:


im not sure where i was going with this...or where i ended up


hopefully because that still looks pretty NWS to me. i applaud your efforts, however, no woman's box can be THAT big!

Sep 25, 2003: 01:20
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the coconut man
Joined: Sep 27, 2001



quote:
Kerro came out of the closet to say:
Needs more dancefloor background but I didn't have time :\



And of course the original:

[NWS]NWS[NWS]


Wow, the original of that is pretty hot.

Sep 25, 2003: 01:43
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Kerro
Joined: Nov 02, 2002


quote:
the coconut man came out of the closet to say:


Wow, the original of that is pretty hot.


Hence it being on my HD in the first place.

Sep 25, 2003: 01:45
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J Bone
Joined: Aug 23, 2003

Pay Lowtax's Mortgage. Buy me a custom title.

quote:
Kobalt came out of the closet to say:


I didn't get your puns until I saw the image.



I didn't get his puns until I read your response.

Sep 25, 2003: 01:52
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Mr_PK
Joined: Jul 08, 2002

OH NOES, MY PISS WAS SALTY WHEN I DRANK IT!

Sep 25, 2003: 01:59
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Jared592
Joined: Jan 22, 2003


I'm a good...work...guy...





I got caught on one idea and a bunch of good donor photos...

Sep 25, 2003: 02:16
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Mr_PK
Joined: Jul 08, 2002

OH NOES, MY PISS WAS SALTY WHEN I DRANK IT!

quote:
Jared592 came out of the closet to say:

I got caught on one idea and a bunch of good donor photos...

I love the expression on her face! Definitely a good call for toothpaste hehe

Sep 25, 2003: 02:18
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Kibler
Joined: Feb 25, 2002


Jesus please stop quoting the old gay men. Once is enough thank you.

edit: They have fucking herbal toothpaste now? Can't wait for organic.

Kibler fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 02:37

Sep 25, 2003: 02:32
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Shaidar Haran
Joined: Feb 18, 2003


Forum Dark Knight

wheres the homage to the fake puma ad? puma up some porn!
and stop quoting the old guys, in fact, why quote the damn image of anything? i liked it the first time..not the 15th time. you are ruining things.

Sep 25, 2003: 02:37
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maus
Joined: Jul 24, 2003


I wanna be a macho man

quote:
Jared592 came out of the closet to say:



Ahh, I see the beginnings of a simple ad campaign.
Shure: Our Microphones Cum on Your Face!

Sep 25, 2003: 02:41
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The Joker
Joined: Jan 27, 2003


I posted this in the original thread, but at the time I didn't realize the meaning of "NWS" so I will link it. Another goon took mine and made an awesome pic of her nipple-less breasts as olives and stuck toothpicks through them. I wish I had that. Re-creating just isn't as fun.
NWS NWS NWS NWS Angela Devi without nipples NWS NWS NWS NWS

Sep 25, 2003: 02:42
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Always
Joined: May 15, 2003

Donkey r = teh Win!

quote:
The Joker came out of the closet to say:
I posted this in the original thread, but at the time I didn't realize the meaning of "NWS" so I will link it. Another goon took mine and made an awesome pic of her nipple-less breasts as olives and stuck toothpicks through them. I wish I had that. Re-creating just isn't as fun.
NWS NWS NWS NWS Angela Devi without nipples NWS NWS NWS NWS


this wins, even in Japan!

Sep 25, 2003: 03:13
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Faaip De Oaid
Joined: Jul 17, 2003


Spiral Out

quote:
DuffMayhem came out of the closet to say:
i hereby challenge the unholy act of making tubgirl worksafe.

If I didn't suck shit at photoshop I would create the women drinking out of an Orange Julius machine, except keep the fluid the same.

Sep 25, 2003: 03:15
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Kimasu v2.0
Joined: Jan 18, 2001

Forum Veteran

quote:
mynie came out of the closet to say:
[img - tubfountain.jpg]




God dammit this one had me falling out of my chair!

Sep 25, 2003: 03:26
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Holyboot
Joined: Aug 22, 2003

gonna wake up monday mornin' in my sunday suit

The dude abides





original: NWS

Sep 25, 2003: 03:58
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BullChicken
Joined: Jun 01, 2000


Bitch be trippin

I`m tired, sorry

NWSOriginalNWS

Sep 25, 2003: 04:56
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Unsane
Joined: Jul 16, 2003

not crazy

quote:
Kerro came out of the closet to say:


And of course the original:

[NWS]NWS[NWS]


thanks for the good source. i hower suck at teh photoshop so heres the best i got.
completly work safe,if not a little overkill.

thanks nextwish

Sep 25, 2003: 05:50
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tz
Joined: Aug 20, 2003


Ein Krieg gegen Kultur

http://dinos.tripnet.se/~tz/sa/sunscreen.jpg

edit: NWS! original NWS!. Spent entirely too much time on fitting that bikini.

tz fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 10:21

Sep 25, 2003: 08:14
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berzerkmonkey
Joined: Jul 23, 2003


You know, I was going to do a sunscreen one as well, but wasn't sure if semen was worksafe.

Oh well, guess I'll do it anyway

Sep 25, 2003: 09:19
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

quote:
Mr_PK came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://www.kth.cx/up/m/mrpk_wsporn.jpg[img]
Rest of series plz

Sep 25, 2003: 10:14
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Redleg
Joined: Jul 07, 2003


What an odd looking.....figurine

quote:
Unsane came out of the closet to say:


thanks for the good source. i hower suck at teh photoshop so heres the best i got.
completly work safe,if not a little overkill.
http://sa.nextwish.org/Hosted/porno4potters.jpg
thanks nextwish


This is a perfect use for this photo, she fits right into making pottery. Not overkill at all, good job.

Sep 25, 2003: 10:19
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

OMG NEW SILENT HILL GAME BETA INFO

http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix4.jpg

EDIT: Not porn anymore, I don't think it's NWS, but click with caution

Rusty Lead Pipe fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 12:35

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Blue's Clues
Joined: Jun 14, 2001


quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
OMG NEW SILENT HILL GAME BETA INFO

[img - scary pic]


Wow.


Edited as to not stir controversy.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 12:35

Sep 25, 2003: 12:14
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zmcnulty
Joined: Jul 25, 2003

日本語でよかったかな？？

quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
OMG NEW SILENT HILL GAME BETA INFO

http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix3.jpg


Dear lord.

And here I thought I might live the rest of my life without seeing that image again.

edit - sorry, didn't even think of that.

zmcnulty fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 12:52

Sep 25, 2003: 12:18
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osoiman
Joined: Aug 06, 2002


^^^ Jesus, it's EVEN MORE NWS NOW aaaaaagh

Sep 25, 2003: 12:21
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


beware the naked astroman

Rusty Lead pipe, You didn't do a good job on that image.

Sep 25, 2003: 12:25
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

quote:
osoiman came out of the closet to say:
^^^ Jesus, it's EVEN MORE NWS NOW aaaaaagh
Questionable, so I changed it to a link, but fuck the post has already been quoted twice, I shall await my fate from a hammer-endowed person for him/her to judge my forum fate.

Sep 25, 2003: 12:25
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charred
Joined: Feb 28, 2001


quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Questionable, so I changed it to a link, but fuck the post has already been quoted twice, I shall await my fate from a hammer-endowed person for him/her to judge my forum fate.
You could always just change the filename.

Sep 25, 2003: 12:29
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

quote:
charred came out of the closet to say:
You could always just change the filename.
Thanks, and done. New link displayed on old filename

http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix4.jpg for image in all its "glory"

Sep 25, 2003: 12:36
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donny_paycheck
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


This is my fire escape, not yours!

quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Thanks, and done. New link displayed on old filename

http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix4.jpg for image in all its "glory"
That really does look like something the fucked up Silent Hill crew would conjure up.

Sep 25, 2003: 13:12
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DrMeths
Joined: Jul 11, 2001


I'm the locksmith and I'm the locksmith.

Here's my favourite two from last time.


Sep 25, 2003: 13:30
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grady
Joined: Sep 09, 2001




Another embarassingly obvious one - forgive me. Brittany sure loves those melons

Sep 25, 2003: 14:07
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Shaocaholica
Joined: Oct 28, 2002

V 2.0

^^^^
somebody plz explain the origins of Britney with the glasses.

Sep 25, 2003: 14:17
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DEUSFORORUM
Joined: Aug 27, 2003


quote:
DrMeths came out of the closet to say:
Here's my favourite two from last time.



must see source img for swing

Sep 25, 2003: 14:57
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Vic Vega
Joined: Jan 21, 2003


I DON'T LIKE ALARMS, MR. WHITE.

quote:
maus came out of the closet to say:


Ahh, I see the beginnings of a simple ad campaign.
Shure: Our Microphones Cum on Your Face!


I bet my old man has a story about a '57 that actually did that.

Sep 25, 2003: 15:19
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER



Original:

NWS NWS NWS http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/nws5.jpg NWS NWS NWS

Sep 25, 2003: 15:59
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Milkman Spawn
Joined: Jul 29, 2003

Nuts N' Gum, together at last!

This took too long, and the pants turned out godawfully shitty...oh well


Here's the original:

NWS

Sep 25, 2003: 16:11
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ChlamydiaJones
Joined: Sep 27, 2002



SHIT! Fucked that post up didn't I!

Sep 25, 2003: 16:11
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ChlamydiaJones
Joined: Sep 27, 2002



quote:
ChlamydiaJones came out of the closet to say:
Rusty Lead Pipe: There's an extra LIMB in there!!!!

Sep 25, 2003: 16:11
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TwilightFire
Joined: May 21, 2003



quote:
Milkman Spawn came out of the closet to say:
This took too long, and the pants turned out godawfully shitty...oh well


Here's the original:

NWS


Haha at first I thought the gun used to be her penis.

Sep 25, 2003: 16:12
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Jared592
Joined: Jan 22, 2003


I'm a good...work...guy...

quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Thanks, and done. New link displayed on old filename

http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/wsfix4.jpg for image in all its "glory"

FUCKING HILARITY! It really looks like something that'd be in that game.
Also, excellent graft job for her hand in the vomiting pic.

Sep 25, 2003: 16:37
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StrikerObi
Joined: Aug 01, 2003

My girlfriend bought me this account for our anniversary. *aw*

quote:
BullChicken came out of the closet to say:
I`m tired, sorry

NWSOriginalNWS


Why does she have pit stains? ewwwww.

Sep 25, 2003: 16:44
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Vimto
Joined: Sep 11, 2001

Manchester City F.C



NWSOriginalNWS

Edit: Thanks kth.cx

Vimto fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 17:14

Sep 25, 2003: 16:57
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Dodgeball
Joined: Sep 23, 2003

Part Time Super Hero

Howdy. Here ya go... Both are the same pic, one is just higher quality...

Low res

High res

Enjoy.

EDIT: Both are workplace safe. So enjoy.

__________________
Wip-onk! You're out, fatty!

Dodgeball fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 17:26

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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

quote:
Jared592 came out of the closet to say:

FUCKING HILARITY! It really looks like something that'd be in that game.
Also, excellent graft job for her hand in the vomiting pic.
Thanks Figured someone would eventually notice the graft heh.

Sep 25, 2003: 17:29
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blueball
Joined: Sep 14, 2001


yeah

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Dodgeball
Joined: Sep 23, 2003

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quote:
mroach came out of the closet to say:


a big box...probably like rosanne's or something (like dan arnold said on the conan obrien show)


If that were an accurate representation of an xbox, then the women would be like 30 feet tall...

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maus
Joined: Jul 24, 2003


I wanna be a macho man

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


If that were an accurate representation of an xbox, then the women would be like 30 feet tall...


SIR ELEGANT JOKE, GOOD SIR, WITH EXCELLENT EXECUTION, SIR GOOD SIR

Sep 25, 2003: 17:34
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Rusty Lead Pipe
Joined: Sep 09, 2003

SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

quote:
blueball came out of the closet to say:
LMAO awesome! This thread needs more photoshoppery antics!

Sep 25, 2003: 17:41
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quote:
maus came out of the closet to say:


SIR ELEGANT JOKE, GOOD SIR, WITH EXCELLENT EXECUTION, SIR GOOD SIR


Thank you maus.

Now if only people would comment on the picture i made.......

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Jared592
Joined: Jan 22, 2003


I'm a good...work...guy...

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


Thank you maus.

Now if only people would comment on the picture i made.......

I would but I just don't understand it at all. The horseshoe being thrown is way off-course and the girl is looking a different way and I don't understand what that thing between his legs with weird creases in it is supposed to be. Furthermore, the closest horseshoe isn't pink and plastic like that one in midair.

Sep 25, 2003: 17:57
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Dodgeball
Joined: Sep 23, 2003

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quote:
Jared592 came out of the closet to say:

I would but I just don't understand it at all. The horseshoe being thrown is way off-course and the girl is looking a different way and I don't understand what that thing between his legs with weird creases in it is supposed to be. Furthermore, the closest horseshoe isn't pink and plastic like that one in midair.


Meh... But I'll take the constructive criticism....

Sep 25, 2003: 18:03
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quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


Meh... But I'll take the constructive criticism....


I quoted myself... but here. I changed the old pic up a bit...

Fixed Up

Enjoy. Lemme know what you think.

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mroach
Joined: Sep 11, 2001

Opgelet

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


If that were an accurate representation of an xbox, then the women would be like 30 feet tall...


THANKS!!!

Sep 25, 2003: 18:30
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Dodgeball
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quote:
mroach came out of the closet to say:


THANKS!!!


I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying... they (Microsoft) made a computer that hooks up to a television and called it XBOX... Nice pic tho...

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Sorry for the Inconvenience

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


If that were an accurate representation of an xbox, then the women would be like 30 feet tall...


Quite an observation there, sir.

Sep 25, 2003: 19:03
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quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


I quoted myself... but here. I changed the old pic up a bit...
Fixed Up

Don't use Angelfire (the link already doesn't work). There are so many better choices if you lurk around.
quote:


I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying... they (Microsoft) made a computer that hooks up to a television and called it XBOX... Nice pic tho...

So, wait, you're trying to say that the XBOX is large?

2ndRateMime fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 19:06

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Trastion
Joined: Jul 23, 2003

The one and only.

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:


Thank you maus.

Now if only people would comment on the picture i made.......



Temporarily Unavailable

The Angelfire site you are trying to reach has been temporarily suspended due to excessive bandwidth consumption.
The site will be available again in a few hours


maybe that has something to do with it...
cant see your pic

Sep 25, 2003: 19:12
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bbg
Joined: Aug 02, 2002

Pushing Kids...

..Down The Stairs

sharkbite



NWS Original: http://www.bbg2.com/sa/lifeguardnws.jpg

Sep 25, 2003: 19:13
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Dodgeball
Joined: Sep 23, 2003

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quote:
Trastion came out of the closet to say:



Temporarily Unavailable

The Angelfire site you are trying to reach has been temporarily suspended due to excessive bandwidth consumption.
The site will be available again in a few hours


maybe that has something to do with it...
cant see your pic


I'll get right to work fixing it up for you guys...

Sep 25, 2003: 19:16
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Rusty Lead Pipe
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SLAM DUNK A BABY IN A BLENDER

EDIT: NM, i forgot to RCP

Sep 25, 2003: 19:36
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Dodgeball
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ugh... I hate to do this, but could anyone out there recommend a good, free domain to upload my Photoshop Pics? E.I. Angelfire, etc... it doesn't seem to want to work. If anyone knows a good one, please reply or contact me on aim. i'll save you trouble and leave my aim name in my signature from now on... or... next message on.... Thanks...

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Dodgeball
Joined: Sep 23, 2003

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quote:
2ndRateMime came out of the closet to say:

Don't use Angelfire (the link already doesn't work). There are so many better choices if you lurk around.

So, wait, you're trying to say that the XBOX is large?


I can't even fit the damn thing in my backpack when I take it to HALO lans, but alas, this is a Photoshop Phorum, so I'm going to stay on point. I need a better webhoster than angelfire, but it's gotta be free... (I spent all my money on SA stuff).... Any ideas? I just need to post images for SA. Thanks.

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quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:
ugh... I hate to do this, but could anyone out there recommend a good, free domain to upload my Photoshop Pics? E.I. Angelfire, etc... it doesn't seem to want to work. If anyone knows a good one, please reply or contact me on aim. i'll save you trouble and leave my aim name in my signature from now on... or... next message on.... Thanks...


If you're posting them here, a lot of folks use kth.cx. Read their guidelines.

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Joined: Sep 25, 2003

im so serious

quote:
Rusty Lead Pipe came out of the closet to say:
Here's a quicky:



Original:
NWS NWS NWS http://www.omgwtflol.com/images/nws.jpg NWS NWS NWS



That was super disturbing...lol

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Aominux
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IZ GONE RAIN

quote:
Dodgeball came out of the closet to say:
ugh... I hate to do this, but could anyone out there recommend a good, free domain to upload my Photoshop Pics? E.I. Angelfire, etc... it doesn't seem to want to work. If anyone knows a good one, please reply or contact me on aim. i'll save you trouble and leave my aim name in my signature from now on... or... next message on.... Thanks...

I try to avoid saying this, but I'm going to have to ask you to Lurk More .'/
For the good of your country.

Sep 25, 2003: 21:26
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Number41
Joined: Aug 29, 2003


Hope you like corn as much as she does!



special thanks go out to kth.cx!

Sep 25, 2003: 21:41
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Dodgeball
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Ok. Ok. Here goes... The first is the picture before it recieved constructive criticism...



the next is the altered verson. Converse...



I'm sorry for the multiple posts, but I did it for bandwidth issues, if anyone has a problem with it, I'll delete my past posts. Thanks for the info.

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Dodgeball
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quote:
Number41 came out of the closet to say:
Hope you like corn as much as she does!



special thanks go out to kth.cx!


Holy shit, I think I know that girl!

EDIT: Wait a minute... I don't know any girls....

Dodgeball fucked around with this message at Sep 25, 2003 around 22:05

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Cat Wrangler
Joined: Aug 29, 2003


I wouldn't do nuthin' else.

I showed this thread to a friend and he made this:



Here is the original.

Sep 26, 2003: 00:46
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Dodgeball
Joined: Sep 23, 2003

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quote:
Cat Wrangler came out of the closet to say:
I showed this thread to a friend and he made this:



Here is the original.


The cap is still on, you may want to make it flying off or something...

Sep 26, 2003: 00:48
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semi semite
Joined: Jun 29, 2003

almost a jew

quote:
Cat Wrangler came out of the closet to say:
I showed this thread to a friend and he made this:



Here is the original.

Also, what exactly is coming out of what became the bottle in the original picture? It didn't even seem like a semen stream. It looked almost like a knife

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quote:
semi semite came out of the closet to say:
Also, what exactly is coming out of what became the bottle in the original picture? It didn't even seem like a semen stream. It looked almost like a knife

Terminator, duh.

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totosushi
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Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

NWS**http://www.kth.cx/up/v/vancap.jpg**NWS

totosushi fucked around with this message at Sep 26, 2003 around 05:11

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Animal Mother
Joined: Sep 10, 2003

Just don't lead 'em so much.

^^^^VERY effective NWS tags.

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Omigosh! This caramel frappachino is so good! It's like Mr. Freeze had an orgasm in my mouth!

quote:
totosushi came out of the closet to say:
NWS**http://www.kth.cx/up/v/vancap.jpg**NWS




quote:
Animal Mother came out of the closet to say:
^^^^VERY effective NWS tags.



^ Yeah. I guess I should have doublechecked whether or not I used [url] rather than [img]..sorry 'bout that.

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Mangoat
Joined: Sep 27, 2001


SAMMICH

quote:
blueball came out of the closet to say:
http://homepage.mac.com/spacehaven/sa/tub.jpg


That had me lollin. Good work.

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Joined: Sep 11, 2001

肉

quote:
essaywhutman came out of the closet to say:
Whoa. Shit I could almost whack off to this as-is

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Toxx
Joined: Aug 24, 2002


and you do the hokey pokey

quote:
niku came out of the closet to say:
Whoa. Shit I could almost whack off to this as-is



You mean you didn't?

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Joined: Dec 13, 2002


YAOUCH!

quote:
niku came out of the closet to say:
Whoa. Shit I could almost whack off to this as-is


You'll shoot your eye out kid!

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quote:
Animal Mother came out of the closet to say:
^^^^VERY effective NWS tags.

This is page five of a porn photoshop page which has links to tons of NWS pictures. Are you sitting at work clicking on all the links that don't say NWS?

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